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Rapping On Writing - Two Valuable Writing Secrets Revealed Now!

Okay, so we’ve been Rapping On Writing for awhile now, dishing and swishing, bobbing and weaving, and I know I been teasing ya, I ain’t been givin’ you the goodie, the real secrets, the gold man, I’ve been holding back the GOLD!

So I’m coming clean. I’m gonna spill.

Today I’m gonna share with you the two MOST IMPORTANT THINGS I KNOW ABOUT WRITING!

The two questions I get most often, I’m gonna answer!

I’m finally gonna tell you straight out, no metaphors, no fancy film quotes and pictures of Leo, just tell you flat out, I’m giving you my no-bullshit, solid-gold-Danny-Terrio ducat answer that will open up the vault of your own massive writing ability.

The two questions about writing that I get most often are:

HOW DO I WRITE?

HOW DO I WRITE WELL?

And the answers are . . . Are you ready?

Here they are:

HOW DO I WRITE?
Answer: One word at a time.

HOW DO I WRITE WELL?
Answer: Make sure the aforementioned words are in the proper order.

That’s it, ladies and gentlemen, all you need for a fabulous career in the literary arts.

Two simple rules.

Write one word at a time and make sure the words are in the proper order.

Thank you. Thankyouverymuch, thank you.

I’m here all week.

3 Responses to “ Rapping On Writing - Two Valuable Writing Secrets Revealed Now!”

  1. Ray-Anne Says:

    Ah, at last the nine planets are aligned, and the great one has finally opened the secret door leading to the magic kingdom. And his humble minions bow in gratitude.
    SNARF!! There should be a health warning to reading your posts while drinking hot tea..

  2. Andrew Bellware Says:

    thisiswhatitlookslikewhenyouwritemorehtanonewordatatimeandnotthatwell.

  3. Carlo Conda Says:

    You sonnuva…

    Haha

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