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Suspense & Tension . . . On The Steps With The Untouchables

October 3rd, 2008

I’m taking a brief respite from my blogging break and writing schedule to weigh in for my good buddy Mystery Man’s Blog-A-Thon! . . . he wants us to write about scenes of tension and suspense, what makes them work and why.

Warning. What follows is some serious story wonk.

Let’s assume you know the basics of a scene, right? Just like a comedian has to know what a setup and a punchline is, a good writer needs to know the base mechanics of how a scene works . . . I covered some of this in The Prestige, The Reveal and the Head-Fake but let’s just posit that learning a tricky jab-cross-bob-uppercut in a boxing class does one no good if you don’t know how to punch from the hip, likewise serious story wonkage does one no good if you don’t have at least a basic understanding of structure, character and motivation.

Okay, we said that. Now then.

I was originally going to write about Tom Cruise Dangling in the film Mission Impossible (great title, too, right? Tom Cruise Dangling) and after some thought, I realized that there was a much better example from another De Palma film that illustrated more clearly what I feel elevates a good suspense scene to greatness.

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Official Sarah Palin Post-

October 2nd, 2008

I HATE HER I HATE HER I HATE HER SHE’S DUMB AND GLIB AND DISHONEST AND HYPOCRITICAL SHE’S A GAME SHOW HOST WAIT BOB BARKER WAS A GAME SHOW HOST AND HAS A LOT MORE SENSE THAN SHE DOES SHE’S TOO DUMB AND TOO GLIB TO BE A GAME SHOW HOST MAYBE A REALITY SHOW HOST IF FEAR FACTOR COMES BACK SHE CAN HOST IT OMG I HATE HER I HATE HER I HATE HER SHE CAN’T PRONOUNCE NUCLEAR I HATE IT WHEN POLITICIANS CAN’T PRONOUNCE NUCLEAR I KNOW GROCERY CLERKS WHO TALK MORE RATIONALLY THAN SARAH PALIN OMG I HATE HER I HATE HER IT’S NOT NOT BECAUSE SHE’S A SHE IT’S BECAUSE SHE AS A PERSON HAS NO IDEA WHAT SHE’S TALKING ABOUT YET SHE’S CONVINCED OF HER OWN BRILLANCE I HATE HER I HATE HER SHE LIES ABOUT HER OWN RECORD SHE LIES ABOUT MCCAIN’S RECORD SHE CAN’T SPEAK ANYTHING OTHER THAN HER OWN MEMORIZED SOUND BITES AND EVEN THEN ITS STICKY I CAN’T BELIEVE SHE’S BEING CONSIDERED FOR VICE PRESIDENT SHE’S AN IDIOT I HATE HER I HATE HER I HATE HER SHE MAKES GEORGE BUSH LOOK SMART EVEN GEORGE BUSH CAN TAKE QUESTIONS FROM REPORTERS SARAH PALIN CAN’T EVEN TAKE QUESTIONS FROM REPORTERS I HATE HER I HATE HER I HATE HER!

Whew. I needed to get that out of my system.

But it’s not personal. I don’t personally hate her. I hate what she’s currently representing. I just believe anyone who could possibly have the highest position of responsibility of this country should be at least somewhat competent.

That’s all I ask.

Dojo Makiwari Board of Greatest Hits - September 15th, 2008

September 15th, 2008

I’m taking a blogging break of undetermined length - I will be back, I promise, but I need time for this rewrite and a few other projects that are cooking in the hopper, so to speak.

And if you haven’t yet heard, My Son Turned One year old! and he’s quite a kid.

In the meantime, here are:

DAILY DOJO MAKIWARI BOARD OF GREATEST HITS

My best side
Rapping On Writing -

What Writing Be?
The Last Gasp
Fingers To The Bone
It’s Like A Kick To The Head . . .
And While You’re Over Here, You Mind Grabbing That End Of The Couch?
Rapping On Writing - The Dialogue Mix . . .
Rapping On Writing - Character issues . . .
Rapping On Writing - Character issues, Part Deux, The Arc of the Transformative

Don’t Tell Me, Show Me . . .
The Great Pumpkin, The Football That Won’t Hold Still, The Kite That Won’t Fly, The Red Baron & Other Wonderful Unrealized Aspirations

Rapping On Writing - Screenplays, Plays, Novels . . . What’s the difference?
Rapping On Writing - Keep It Active & Mind Your Tenses
Rapping On Writing - Campbell
Rapping On Writing - On Character, Ya Gotta Have Soul
Rapping On Writing - Emotional Content
Rapping On Writing - Goals, Motivation & “Use The Force, Luke”
Rapping On Writing - Character, Story and the Utter FAILURE that is THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK
Rapping On Writing - The Prestige, The Reveal and the Head-Fake
Rapping On Writing - Two Valuable Writing Secrets Revealed Now!
Secrets of Success in 8 Words

Chuck spread . . .

Written Essays, Scenes & Fun With Words -

Ron Howard & The Big Red Pitch

New Year’s Resolutions I Have No Intention of Keeping - 2008
New Years Resolutions I Have No Intention Of Keeping 2007
15 New Year’s Resolutions I Have No Intention Of Keeping 2006

Nine Obvious Tells That Maybe, Just Maybe, You Watch Too Much Television
Five Obvious Tells That Your Lady May Be Using You
“Hey, are either of y’all the illegitimate sons of Geraldo Rivera?”
The Ides Of March - A DVD Deleted Scene from Julius Caesar
The One Scene New Play Challenge!
The Best Sex I’ve Ever Had

I Am America

The Kiss From The Men’s Room
The Infamous Park Scene
Porn Booth Scene From The Men’s Room
Bathroom Scene from The Men’s Room

Now For Something Completely Different - Spooge
The Girl Next Door
Still The Beaver
Parade Of Angry Ex-Girlfriends
The Black Man

Poetry Drive-By . . .
Me, Ryan And The Beaver
White-Boy Black-Boy
I Love Books!
What’s On Your Desk?
To Serve - A Short Essay . . .

Yes, He Can
Listen, About 9/11 . . .

Lou & Clyde

Personal Sh*t -

Ladies and Gentleman - KAI NAKA-JAMES!

5 Things You Didn’t Know About Me . . .
Gasp!: Taking Care of Business - 8 Random Facts About Joshua James
Outlaws just aren’t outlaws anymore… I’ve been tagged! » The Unknown Screenwriter
10 questions: Joshua James
From Playwright to Writer . . .
God Told Me To Tell You . . .

I’m Not Old, Damn it!

Kai & Daddy Listening to Mommy

Theatre Smackdown Posts -

No More Covers
No More Covers, Part Deux
Hey, What’s That Guy Doin’ In A Dress?
Hey, What’s That Guy Doin’ In A Dress? Part Deux - the Bennies
Duty and The Five Difficulties
More Indie-Theatre Ranting . . .
Let Me Explain My Concept For Your Play
Never Do This . . .
Truer words . . .
The Common Touch - The Problem With Theatre Today
Richard Nelson, Can We Clone You?
Three Things To Rule Us All . . .
Why Old Plays Bore The Sh*t Outa Me!
Playwright As An Adult Who Can Chew Bubble Gum, Walk & Do Other Things, Too
Is Theatre Corrupt Or Has Somebody Just Left Something In The Fridge Too Long?
Playwrights As The Ugly Red-Headed Stepchildren No One Wants
Plays As People -
Animal Magnatism

More work by yours truly -

Written Works by JJ
And track the shows I have running in Joshua’s plays onstage

And the new features, Unheralded Cool Movies You Should Know About
and Baby Blogging
And also Mamet Speak - A Blog Talk with Mystery Man On Film

And I couldn’t choose just one post in Political Porn as that it all comes from the soul, baby, but here are some of those highlights -

Ranting

ID Stands for Idiots . . .
Butcher’s Bill . . .
Bush Is A Lying Butt-Munch Part III
So it’s official, Bush is a lying Butt-Munch
Bush Is A Lying Butt-Munch
But One of the Many Reasons I’m Pleased I’m No Longer A Christian
Robertson, Part Duex
Pimping Long Distance In Jesus’s Name, Amen (and hatin’ gays to boot)
Here’s The Thing . . .
History Ambushes the Bush Administration
“Everyone” Thought Iraq had WMD’s, Ever Hear That One?
A Conservative Speaks & Asks Questions Directed Toward Progressives
I Never Thought I’d Agree with Dick
Exit Stage Right
Ann Coulter Is A Repugnant Person
God Told Me To Tell You . . .
Righting Wright

My Son Turns One.

September 14th, 2008

it was exactly year ago today that my son Kai Naka-James was born, on September 14th, 2007 at 9:40 PM, exactly.

Today was his first birthday. Happy Birthday!

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This year has flown by, and it’s been a blessing to have the little man with us. We put today a little photo montage of the past year up on our wall -
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And we had cake and presents, too.
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Plus there was a visit by his Godfather:
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And other friends, too . . .
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All in all, Kai really seemed to enjoy his day, and for that I’m happy.

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Because we enjoy every day he’s been with us, since he arrived, he’s been a blessing on our small household.

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Every day is better because he is here. Even when he’s grumpy because he wants a cookie, that’s a great day.

I think even he knows it. He’s a pretty dang happy baby, after all. Smiles like nothing I’ve ever seen. And when he thinks no one is watching -

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He dances!

Happy birthday, son. We’re both very happy to be your parents.

Friday Baby Blogging - Have Wheels, Will Travel

September 12th, 2008

Kai’s got shoes now, and he’s taking advantage.

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Especially when he gets to the playground.
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In the words of Sister Christian . . .
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He’s . . .
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Motoring!
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Heh-heh.
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This Sunday is Kai’s FIRST birthday, September 14th. Tune in later that day for pictures, after which Kai-Daddy will take an extended blogging break for other writerly duties.

One year. Whoa.

One year, it’s moved along so fast. Can’t even really call him a baby, he’s standing tall and proud.

Right, kid?
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My Little Man.

If You Don’t Vote, You’re A Moron -

September 12th, 2008

Words from a new naturalized American citizen . . . not only are they true, this clip is funny as hell, too.

Hat-tip to Mark “Chavez” Manne . . .

Listen, About 9/11 . . .

September 11th, 2008

Listen, about NINE-ONE-ONE . . .

9/11 was a terrible, terrible thing. No argument.

Very bad, very sad and also probably could have been avoided*.

Words will never do justice to those who lost loved ones, over 3,000 of them, on this day seven years ago.

It was a terrible and tragic event.

But more tragic is what happened after it.

By that I mean our government and the EPA lying to rescue workers about the safety of the air, and then when the workers started getting sick and dying, the government claimed it didn’t have to do with the air at ground zero and refused to pay for health care (court cases still going on), at least at first.

By that I mean the fact that the man responsible for the above tragedy hasn’t been caught and isn’t a priority for the Bush administration, in their own words, they don’t think about him too much. He sends videos mocking us.

By that I mean the nearly 5,000 soldiers killed and 60,000** wounded by invading Iraq to protect us from an attack with WMDs that Iraq didn’t have.

By that I mean being told we had to invade Iraq and STAY in Iraq because Iraq was responsible for 9/11, when Iraq had nothing to do with it.

By that I mean the over 100,000 dead Iraqi citizens, killed when we invaded to free them from Saddam, and the millions of displaced Iraqi refugees.

By that I mean New Orleans and all the people killed there, killed not when Hurricane Katrina hit, but days after when the levees broke and the government didn’t do anything because it was mainly poor black folk and staying in the abandoned stadium without water or toilets is good enough for them, according to Barbara Bush.

By that I mean George W. Bush lying publicly, twice, about breaking the fourth amendment, essentially breaking federal law.

By that I mean the dissolution of our civil liberties and Bill of Rights, as a country who once stood for freedom and democracy around the world which now has a reputation for fraudulent lies and torturing people we don’t like, throwing them in prison and keeping them there for years without trial, without due process or a lawyer, spies on its own citizens without a warrant, just like Saddam used to do.

By that I mean that the United States of America now uses torture (can’t say this enough, because it’s nearly unbelievable), sanctioned by the government, on innocent and guilty people both. Just like Saddam used to do.

Those above things, when added together, especially the major tearing and bending of the constitution that binds America together as a democracy, those events are more tragic, terrible and criminal than what happened on NINE-ONE-ONE, bad as that day was.

In America, more than 3,000 people die on the highways in automobile accidents, every year. And that’s tragic, too.

But because they don’t die in one spot on one highway, we don’t do anything about it.

And considering what has been done in the name of the tragedy that was NINE-ONE-ONE, maybe we’re lucky no one has tried.

Originally written for Theatre is Territory: 10 questions

Footies:

*Yes, it could have been avoided, I believe. Not only did Bush get a memo warning him bin Laden was poised to strike on US soil, our intelligence people sent a man down to his ranch on Crawford specifically to brief him on the memo in August, 2001. Bush listened without a word, and when the man was done telling him the danger bin Laden represented, Bush said, “All right, you covered your ass. You can go now.” And then he continued his vacation without another thought about it.

**By the time you read this, both of these numbers will have gone up.

Upcoming Blogging Break

September 10th, 2008

Just to warn you, after this weekend I will have to take a rather long break from the blog, dear readers.

I’d do it now, but Kai’s birthday is this weekend and I want to share pictures with those who check in from faraway lands.

After that, however, I will have to take an extended break. I just picked up a rewrite that I have to do, among other things, and there simply aren’t enough hours in the day for blogging, baby and my writing career.

So beginning on Monday, blogging will take a back seat for a few weeks, I’m sad to say. But I will be back.

Also I’m faced with something of a conundrum - I confess to feeling hamstrung when it comes to writing about writing . . . I think there’s much I could share about writing screenplays (and especially the adventures I’ve had in the business of writing screenplays) however, I feel that to share many of the things I’ve learned and observed would betray confidences with people I trust and / or share views on projects that folks I am collaborating with may not agree with, per se. Not that they’re negative, my experiences, just that as a writer, my view is only one view . . . other participants experience what they do from a very different lense than I, one that is as true for them as mine is for me.

And it’s hard to tell where things will end once it’s all been realized.

In plain English, when you’re in the middle of something, the very person who you may be complaining about on one particular day often ends up being your best friend and collaborator on a project once it’s all done.

And vice-versa, heh-heh. It’s hard to know until the smoke clears, so best to wait and see.

So more later, Kai pictures on Friday and Sunday (his birthday) and no worries, I will be back. It’s a historic election year, after all.

The Heart of the Matter: Suicide by Palin

September 9th, 2008

One of my favorite sources of political analysis comes from The Heart of the Matter, a blog written by writer Barry Eisler (author of the John Rain books).

I’ve been fortunate in that I was able to meet Barry a couple times when he was in New York, and exchange emails and so on. There are a lot of writer blogs, many of whom who delve into politics (present company included, heh-heh).

However, Barry isn’t your normal mystery writer (at least, that I have met, that is.) and blogger. He’s a former covert operative with the CIA (yeah, there’s that) and a former lawyer, speaks Japanese (I have a Japanese wife and I still haven’t gotten around to that) as a result of working in Japan and also an avid martial artist.

Politically, one couldn’t really describe him as liberal or anything really close to it (I think he has described himself as borderline libertarian and / or former Republican) and we probably disagree on much in terms of policy.

But his crushing analysis of the failures of the Bush administration, the hypocrisy of John McCain and the overall failure of our government and political process of the last eight years should be a must-read for any and all people interested in saving what’s left of our constitution.

Plus, Barry’s commenting policy is “civil, not snark. No personal attacks allowed” and danged if it doesn’t actually work. He’s more interested in reason and ideas than flame-throwing at liberals or conservatives (and it’s worth reminding folks again that my impression is that Barry is probably closer to conservative than he is liberal, he just thinks liars and criminals shouldn’t be allowed to lie and commit felonies because they call themselves “conservative”.)

Barry’s got a stellar post up today called Suicide By Palin that I highly recommend.

He breaks down why McCain, despite telling us he’s a reforming maverick, when back to the Republican basic move of getting an attractive theocrat:

When I was competing in wrestling and judo, I learned that you have to be careful about relying too much on a particular money move (there are exceptions, like Japanese Olympic judo heavyweight Gold Medalist Yasuhiro Yamashita, but even there Yamashita had three money moves, each of which complemented the other two, and countering one would by design set you up for one of the others. Plus, Yamashita was abnormally talented. But I digress). If you get known for a signature move, your opponents will work hard to figure out a way to counter it. Then, when you go up against such an opponent and your money move doesn’t work, it takes a while for your brain to accept that the surefire thing isn’t working anymore and you have to do something else. Eventually, you’ll catch on, but there’s resistance, and in the meantime you’ll probably lose the match.”

McCain went for the Rove money move of firing up the evangelicals. And Barry outlines why this won’t work this time, we’ve seen it too many times, and McCain will lose the independents which are vital for anyone to win an election.

He also says this:

“For me, probably the most fascinating aspect of McCain’s pick (aside from watching Republican heads explode as they try to defend it) has been watching the way the glandular right has fallen in love with her. In fact, I received an email from a guy the other day who proclaimed, “I love Sarah Palin!” I wrote back that it must be love at first sight. And these are the same people who accuse the left of surrendering their judgment on Obama, of falling in love, of believing Obama is The One, blah blah blah…”

And the money quote, in my mind, is his tag:

“Let’s assume too that Sarah Palin, because of her looks, her religious views, her personality, or whatever, seems like your kind of person and you really, really like her, or even love her. I don’t understand how you get from there to “and therefore she should be next-in-line for the presidency.” In what other field do people make decisions this way? “…and therefore she should operate on my child.” “…and therefore he should run a billion-dollar company.” “…and therefore she should repair my car.”

“and therefore she should be next-in-line for the presidency.” And the people saying it call themselves “conservative!” It amazes me.

The good news is, she won’t be.”

Barry’s someone you should be reading if you’re at all interested in politics (and, well, his books are pretty good, too . . . heh-heh) so go over there now and tell ‘em Josh James sent ya!

Wake Up World Hits The RNC!

September 8th, 2008

My buddy Mark “Chavez” Manne has been writing and working with a great show called SHOOT THE MESSENGER (with Daily Show creator Lizz Winstead) in New York and they recently took their act to the RNC (yes, real live midwest Republican meat) and boy-howdy did they have a hoot and a holler there!

It’s totally cool, check out some of their clips - It’s all here at Wake Up World Hits The RNC!

Well done, Chavez, well done!

John McCain: Liar

September 7th, 2008

Update:
His VP pick also seems to have a problem with telling the truth, CNN, of all places, decided to fact check her.