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Back When Jackson Was Cool . . .

Tuesday, May 27th, 2008

The Samurai Lady pointed me to this, and I gotta say, I laughed harder than I have in quite awhile -

Seriously, I’m pretty jaded, but even I felt like standing up and cheering.
Hard to recall, but there was a time when Michael Jackson was, like, the coolest thing ever, right?
They really turned that […]

Great Way To Begin Each Morning

Thursday, May 8th, 2008

From my friend Steve -
HOW TO START EACH DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK
1. Open a new file in your computer.
2. Name it George W. Bush.
3. Send it to the Recycle Bin.
4. Empty the Recycle Bin.
5. Your PC will ask you. “Do you really want to get rid of George W Bush?”
6. Firmly Click “Yes.”
7. […]

Lost In Translation

Tuesday, May 6th, 2008

TOO FUNNY!
H/T to Isaac.

Don’t Worry . . . She turned out to be . . .

Monday, January 21st, 2008

Just fine, no cuts, no contusions, just embarrassment.
Silly waitress . . . trips are for kids!

Repost: Nine Obvious Tells That Maybe, Just Maybe, You Watch Too Much Television

Wednesday, January 16th, 2008

I’m watching a lot of TV lately, during the day especially, and so I’m reposting this in the spirit of where my mind and ass be these days.
You develop a symbiotic relationship with the couch.
You let the kids go and the big screen Plasma becomes the center of the custody battle between you […]

New Year’s Resolutions I Have No Intention of Keeping - 2008

Tuesday, January 1st, 2008

And . . . The Dojo is BACK!
Happy New Year, everyone!
In the tradition of years past -
New Years Resolution’s I Have No Intention Of Keeping - 2007
New Year’s Resolutions I Have No Intention Of Keeping - 2006
We have, surprisingly, yet another -
New Year’s Resolutions I Have No Intention of Keeping - 2008!
So […]

Strike Force: Revenge Of The Scribes

Wednesday, November 14th, 2007

The trailer says it all -

Vote Robot Overlords. Like You Have A Choice.

Wednesday, November 14th, 2007

Kung Fu Monkey is at it agin, here with his post Getting In on the Ground Floor - here’s an excerpt . . .
John: … No.
Tyrone: Listen, all I’m asking is that you give the idea a decent –
John: Robot overlords. You are “pro-robot overlords”.
Tyrone: They bring world peace, universal health care –
John: At […]

Script Cops

Friday, October 12th, 2007

TOO FUNNY -
Via John August - Script Cops.

Three Generations of “America to the Rescue”

Thursday, August 23rd, 2007

Best Daily Show clip EVER entitled Three Generations of “America to the Rescue”

Nosedivisil

Wednesday, August 15th, 2007

I’ve been booked and super-busy, which is no excuse, but I finally just now caught Nosedive’s sketch video Nosedivisil and let’s just say, I laughed until milk came out my nose.
And I wasn’t drinking milk.