Daily Dojo

Cue The Ominious T2 Music …

For I am rising to meet the week with vengeance …
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… the vengeance of a writer borne to meld and mold words as weapons lethal in humor and tragedy …

That’s right, motherfuckers, I’m here to chew bubble gum and kick ass …
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… and I don’t even like bubble gum.

My computer keyboard will dance with fury and angst …
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… clothed in ideas so sharp they cut without bleeding, bleed without wounding, and wound only the meaty part of the soul.

My mandate as a mercenary writer at large, my word-warrior code, demands that I …
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Wait a minute, what?

It’s on right now? What channel, Sci-Fi? BBC America? What, seriously? That’s totally cool.

Can you DVR it? What, still? Fucking Time Warner …

I thought you were gonna call the cable company … never mind, it’s already started, I’ll be right in … I know I’ve seen it a hundred times, but it’s a living and breathing piece of art, it changes a person EVERY time one watches it …

Remember that you called me a geek the next time you’re screaming about a bug crawling in the bathroom, you’d better remember because I’m gonna remember it … never mind, I don’t want to get into it while the movie is on …

So, uh … my mandate … uh …

Uh, listen, I gotta go, heh-heh …
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Duty calls.

One Response to “ Cue The Ominious T2 Music …”

  1. jodi Says:

    lol, I love that overblown purple stuff

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